69+ Best Non-Binary Jokes

69+ Best Non-Binary Jokes – Looking for non-binary jokes? Welcome to the joyful middle ground where humor meets identity! 🌈✨ Whether you’re non-binary yourself, love someone who is, or just have a fabulous sense of humor, this blog is for you. We’ve gathered the 69 best non-binary jokes that celebrate gender diversity with wit, charm, and just the right amount of chaos. From pronoun puns to wardrobe wonders, these jokes are affirming, inclusive, and laugh-out-loud funny. So buckle up, friends, because the binary just isn’t big enough to contain this much comedic brilliance!

Non-Binary Jokes Generator

1. Why did the non-binary person bring two umbrellas?

Because gender’s a spectrum—and so is the forecast.

2. You know you’re non-binary when…

Your closet is a portal to Narnia, Paris Fashion Week, and a hardware store.

3. BEGINNING OF THE JOKE

Friend: “Do you prefer heels or sneakers?” Non-binary person: “Yes.”

4. Why did the non-binary baker love sourdough?

Because it rises without conforming.

5. What’s a non-binary person’s favorite game?

Guess Who—with all the faces blurred and no gender labels.

6. Why did the enby bring a map to brunch?

To avoid being boxed in by gender norms—or parking zones.

7. BEGINNING OF THE JOKE

Barista: “Name for the cup?” Enby: “Surprise me—but spell it with glitter.”

8. Why did the non-binary person ace science class?

They already understood how fluid everything really is.

9. What’s a non-binary person’s favorite fabric?

Mesh—because it lets everything breathe.

10. Why did the non-binary fashion designer never follow trends?

Because they *tailor* their identity.

11. BEGINNING OF THE JOKE

Mom: “Are you a boy or a girl?” Kid: “I’m the plot twist.”

12. Why did the non-binary cat walk in zigzags?

Because straight lines are boring and binary.

13. What’s a non-binary person’s favorite button?

“Skip gender intro.”

14. You know it’s a non-binary house when…

The welcome mat says “Come as you are—or aren’t.”

15. BEGINNING OF THE JOKE

Doctor: “What’s your gender?” Patient: “Seasonal, like allergies.”

16. Why did the non-binary person love gardening?

Because nothing in nature is 100% one thing or another.

17. What’s a non-binary playlist sound like?

A lo-fi mix of vibes, vibes, and more vibes.

18. Why did the non-binary person love libraries?

Because everything is sorted by topic—not by identity.

19. BEGINNING OF THE JOKE

Coworker: “I don’t get non-binary.” Enby: “Good. I’m not a downloadable file.”

20. Why did the non-binary ghost refuse to haunt a binary home?

Because it didn’t pass the vibe check.

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More Non-Binary Jokes 🌈✨

1. Why did the non-binary prospector strike gold? They found them/their treasure!
2. My gender is like my WiFi – sometimes it’s fluid, sometimes it just won’t connect.
3. What do you call a non-binary person who loves gardening? A thembloom!
4. Why don’t non-binary people ever get lost? Because we always find ourselves!
5. My pronouns are like my coffee order – complicated but worth it.
6. What’s a non-binary baker’s favorite ingredient? Theyflour!
7. Why was the enby so good at poker? They never showed their handsome.
8. My gender is like abstract art – confusing to others but beautiful to me.
9. What do you call a group of non-binary friends? A theynderstorm!
10. Why did the enby bring a suitcase to Pride? They were packing!
11. My pronouns are they/them but my patience is gone/forever.
12. What’s a non-binary astronaut’s favorite planet? Themars!
13. Why are enbies great at directions? We reject the binary paths!
14. My gender is like a good mystery novel – nobody can figure it out.
15. What do you call a non-binary pirate? Theyarrr!
16. Why did the enby break up with the dictionary? Too much binary thinking.
17. My gender presentation is like my Spotify playlist – a thematic mix.
18. What’s a non-binary farmer’s favorite crop? Theyatoes!
19. Why was the enby great at coding? They kept breaking the binary!
20. My pronouns are like my sleep schedule – they/them at irregular intervals.
21. What do you call a non-binary detective? Theylock Holmes!
22. Why did the enby bring a ladder to the gender clinic? To elevate the conversation!
23. My gender is like my phone battery – constantly fluctuating.
24. What’s a non-binary musician’s favorite chord? Theydiminished seventh!
25. Why are enbies bad at hide-and-seek? We keep coming out!
26. My pronouns are they/them but my coffee order is extra/extra.
27. What do you call a non-binary vampire? Theylor!
28. Why was the enby great at chess? They always thought three moves ahead!
29. My gender is like a choose-your-own-adventure book – they choose!
30. What’s a non-binary barista’s favorite drink? Theybrew!
31. Why did the enby get kicked out of the binary club? They were non-compliant!
32. My pronouns are like my WiFi password – they/them but sometimes it changes.
33. What do you call a non-binary superhero? Theylor!
34. Why was the enby great at math? They understood non-binary systems!
35. My gender is like my sleep position – they change constantly.
36. What’s a non-binary gardener’s favorite tool? The theydder!
37. Why did the enby bring a map to the gender clinic? To navigate the spectrum!
38. My pronouns are they/them but my snacks are all/mine.
39. What do you call a non-binary magician? Theyllusionist!
40. Why was the enby great at baking? They rejected the gender binaryscuits!
41. My gender is like my music taste – they don’t fit in boxes.
42. What’s a non-binary lumberjack’s favorite tool? The theyber!
43. Why did the enby start a band? To make they music!
44. My pronouns are like my plants – they/them and sometimes wilting.
45. What do you call a non-binary chef? Theyramisu!
46. Why was the enby great at yoga? They mastered the they pose!
47. My gender is like my wardrobe – they don’t match but it works.
48. What’s a non-binary scientist’s favorite element? Theytrium!
49. Why did the enby win at Scrabble? They played the they tile!
50. My pronouns are they/them and my vibe is iconic/chaos!

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